Shade Queen: Serving Hosta Realness & Premium Side-Eye

$30.00

Bow down, darlings—the Shade Queen has arrived, and she’s serving lush hostas and legendary side-eye all season long. This sassy tee is for gardeners who can spot a thirsty plant, a messy bed, or a questionable life choice from 20 feet away… and communicate it with one perfectly arched brow.

 

Whether you’re expanding your shade garden, rearranging your hostas for the fifth time, or silently judging someone’s mulch choices, this shirt announces your reign with style. Equal parts horticulture and attitude, it’s perfect for plant swaps, garden centers, and any moment you need to remind people you thrive in the shade—literally and figuratively.

 

Wear it proud. Wear it shady. Wear it like the crown you deserve. 

 

.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

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Bow down, darlings—the Shade Queen has arrived, and she’s serving lush hostas and legendary side-eye all season long. This sassy tee is for gardeners who can spot a thirsty plant, a messy bed, or a questionable life choice from 20 feet away… and communicate it with one perfectly arched brow.

 

Whether you’re expanding your shade garden, rearranging your hostas for the fifth time, or silently judging someone’s mulch choices, this shirt announces your reign with style. Equal parts horticulture and attitude, it’s perfect for plant swaps, garden centers, and any moment you need to remind people you thrive in the shade—literally and figuratively.

 

Wear it proud. Wear it shady. Wear it like the crown you deserve. 

 

.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.