Shade Queen (Defined): Light Edition — Bright Tee, Dark Humor
$30.00
Perfect for gardeners who sparkle in lighter colors but still deliver deep, delicious shade. This tee features the full definition of Shade Queen so no one has to guess why your hostas—and your side-eye—are so powerful.
Shade Queen (n.)
A gardener who dominates shady beds with glorious hostas, impeccable taste, and plants that thrive even when others… don’t.
A connoisseur of the side-eye—one who can express judgment, skepticism, or mild chaos with a single glance.
Crisp, cute, and made for sunlit days (even if you prefer the shade), this light-color version is perfect for garden parties, farmers markets, or anytime you want to look sweet while serving a little strategic sass.
Bright shirt. Bold energy. Unmatched shade.
Product features - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit - Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable and great for printing - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - DTF for sleeve/inner neck prints and DTG for main prints — crisp, detailed artwork - Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified fabric for comfort and safety
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
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Perfect for gardeners who sparkle in lighter colors but still deliver deep, delicious shade. This tee features the full definition of Shade Queen so no one has to guess why your hostas—and your side-eye—are so powerful.
Shade Queen (n.)
A gardener who dominates shady beds with glorious hostas, impeccable taste, and plants that thrive even when others… don’t.
A connoisseur of the side-eye—one who can express judgment, skepticism, or mild chaos with a single glance.
Crisp, cute, and made for sunlit days (even if you prefer the shade), this light-color version is perfect for garden parties, farmers markets, or anytime you want to look sweet while serving a little strategic sass.
Bright shirt. Bold energy. Unmatched shade.
Product features - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit - Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable and great for printing - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - DTF for sleeve/inner neck prints and DTG for main prints — crisp, detailed artwork - Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified fabric for comfort and safety
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
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