Shade Queen (Defined): Hosta Lover, Sass Master, Professional Side-Eye Artist
$30.00
For those who need a formal explanation (bless their hearts), this version lays it out clearly:
Shade Queen (n.)
A gardener who rules the shade with thriving hostas, flawless foliage, and unmatched plant-parent confidence.
A person capable of delivering Olympic-level side-eye, subtle judgment, and premium-grade shade without saying a word.
This tee is perfect for gardeners who know their way around a dappled woodland bed and a well-timed eyebrow raise. Wear it to plant swaps, the garden center, or anywhere you want people to know you’re both horticulturally gifted and delightfully petty.
Because why just garden in the shade when you can be the Shade Queen?
Product features - 100% cotton body (solid colors) — medium 180 g/m² weight for year-round comfort - Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette - Ribbed, elastic collar and twill shoulder tape to maintain shape over time - DTG and DTF printed details: crisp vertical front text and a precise sleeve emblem - Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
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For those who need a formal explanation (bless their hearts), this version lays it out clearly:
Shade Queen (n.)
A gardener who rules the shade with thriving hostas, flawless foliage, and unmatched plant-parent confidence.
A person capable of delivering Olympic-level side-eye, subtle judgment, and premium-grade shade without saying a word.
This tee is perfect for gardeners who know their way around a dappled woodland bed and a well-timed eyebrow raise. Wear it to plant swaps, the garden center, or anywhere you want people to know you’re both horticulturally gifted and delightfully petty.
Because why just garden in the shade when you can be the Shade Queen?
Product features - 100% cotton body (solid colors) — medium 180 g/m² weight for year-round comfort - Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette - Ribbed, elastic collar and twill shoulder tape to maintain shape over time - DTG and DTF printed details: crisp vertical front text and a precise sleeve emblem - Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
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