Hostas over Humans

$30.00

Finally, a shirt that says what every gardener is thinking. Slip on Hostas Over Humans and proudly declare your commitment to plants over people. Perfect for gardeners, introverts, and anyone who thinks a quiet evening mulching beats small talk any day. Soft, comfy, and ideal for hiding in the shade with your leafy besties.


Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for durable seam stability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Medium-weight, strong cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) suitable for DTG/DTF printing
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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Finally, a shirt that says what every gardener is thinking. Slip on Hostas Over Humans and proudly declare your commitment to plants over people. Perfect for gardeners, introverts, and anyone who thinks a quiet evening mulching beats small talk any day. Soft, comfy, and ideal for hiding in the shade with your leafy besties.


Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for durable seam stability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Medium-weight, strong cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) suitable for DTG/DTF printing
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat