Striptease Sports: When Your Hosta Misbehaves… and You Love It
$30.00
For gardeners who live for a little drama in the shade garden, this tee celebrates the wild, unpredictable world of Striptease sports—those rebellious hostas that decide they’re too special to look like the tag said they would.
Featuring a playful, slightly saucy design, this shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever bought a Striptease, only to discover a wild child like Gypsy Rose, Risky Business, or some unnamed foliage diva popping up instead.
Equal parts horticulture nerdiness and cheeky humor, this tee says:
“My hostas may not behave, but they sure know how to put on a show.”
Great for plant swaps, garden tours, nursery runs, or any moment you want to hint that your shade garden is thriving… and a little bit scandalous.
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Tear-away label .: Runs true to size
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For gardeners who live for a little drama in the shade garden, this tee celebrates the wild, unpredictable world of Striptease sports—those rebellious hostas that decide they’re too special to look like the tag said they would.
Featuring a playful, slightly saucy design, this shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever bought a Striptease, only to discover a wild child like Gypsy Rose, Risky Business, or some unnamed foliage diva popping up instead.
Equal parts horticulture nerdiness and cheeky humor, this tee says:
“My hostas may not behave, but they sure know how to put on a show.”
Great for plant swaps, garden tours, nursery runs, or any moment you want to hint that your shade garden is thriving… and a little bit scandalous.
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Tear-away label .: Runs true to size
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